
WINNER | Bill Dickinson | Aqua Leisure Pools and Spas Wilkes-Barre, Pa.
Bill Dickinson of Aqua Leisure Pools and Spas in Wilkes-Barre, Pa., came up with this classic back-and-forth between workers at Philβs Pool and Spa Store. (Just to be clear, these are fictitious lines of dialogue. Phil is not dead.)
Hereβs another one...

Take a crack at the blank Phil below. If your lines are chosen you will receive a fancy, classy AQUA T-shirt and national trade magazine immortality. Weβll print anything that makes us laugh! Just send your captions to [email protected].
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