Fill in the Phil: 5-16-13

Have you met Phil? He's our resident pool pro who always finds a way of getting into shenanigans. While drawn by Ron Coleman, we leave it up to you to write the jokes. This time, we asked you to provide your best one-liner for the below comic. Thanks to Darren Kesler, general manager of ASP Co. of Dallas, for providing this gem.

Think you can do better? Want to possibly win a T-shirt and see your name in the magazine? Here's a new comic — send your best jokes to [email protected].